Little kids are such lying bastards! And it’s frustrating when an adult believes them, like, “No, your offspring’s a little shit, I can’t believe you’d trust them so easily!”

alrightevans:

This is beautiful

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

andythanfiction:

honestly I’m not even surprised anymore

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green-eyed-obedience:

masterandgentleman:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

Haha. This is awesome on a multitude of levels.

My God.

green-eyed-obedience:

masterandgentleman:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

Haha. This is awesome on a multitude of levels.

My God.

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youcanbeking:

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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its 2:31am

i’m crying because of this post.

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pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

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jaclcfrost:

someone i haven’t spoken to in months texted me out of nowhere and was like “i had a dream about you” and i was just like

oh boy

burgerkid:

confusing myself like:

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rosannapansino:

Captain America Ice Cream Sandwiches - Video [ LINK ]

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pretzelscavenger:

vondell-swain:

i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

ill be honest before seeing the caption i thought this was some pretentious art student photo about the frailty of the human condition depicted by a common household object that lost its primary function

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